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thursday, june 20, 2002
UPDATED BY: jIMMY!

JIMMY MACKIN' WITH THA LADEES!!!

HELLO SIRS AND WOMANS MY NAME IS JIMMY! JIMMY LIKES DOING TO TYPING ME HOPING YUO DOESN''''T MINDINGGS THE JIMMY TYPINGS MY BESTEST BUDDYSYS IN THE WIDE WERLD, jULIUS, SAYS TO JIMMYS 2 WIRTE FORS HIS WEBSITES BECUSE HE "TWO FUCKING DRUNK TO WRITE WRITE NOW YUO SCROTEM EETING DOOSHBAGG CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

jimmy no know how working web kam THIS IS JIMMY, SHITSPINE!

So jimmy says to jimmy, what kan jummy rite aboutt today this gloruuuious of dazes? shoud jimmys bee writings about bees? jimmy don't liek bees, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET OFFS OF JIMMY BEES! ARGGHHHH! that is sound jimmy making when bees go bzzzz on big jimmy peepee. bees don'tsn't be liking jimmy peepee, theys is biting jimmy peepee. maybe jimmy having bigger peepee than bees habving, ME DON"T LOOK AT BEE PEEPEE, ME DON'T NO! JIMMY NOT HAVING THE GAY!!!!

so jimmy no wright about the bees then, no. so jimmy say, jimmy, you can writing about ladies. jimmy lieking ladies, ladies no liken jimmy. jimmy cry. but, me be telling you abouten the ladies jimmy make cry and call police to say "jimmy wagging peepee at sexy lady dog again" then polices man must be in kahoots with bees becaz he no be liking big jimmy wang not too. and he hit jimmy with big black stick that look like peepee but not peepee cuz peepee no give lumping on heads. so heer's ladies!!!!!! ahdjkawhfkjhadslfhas~!

jIMMY WANTING TO BE UP IN THIS BOOTY!@!

onest day, jimmy go to sexy lady house for some vaginas when jimmy go to having the sex with sext ladyt, jimmy peepee go into vacume cleaning machine monster. peepee purpel for long tiem. next time jIMMY going to sex lady houes me say to lady "you want sexy jimmy wang doodly?" and she calls police and police come and hitting my peepee with hurty litening part of litening gun they call them tazers beekoz they goes "taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze" and jimmy be going "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa peepee on fire" and they doesn't be caring HOMOS!!!!! three time me going to sexy lady house but sexy lady having sex with big man's penis and he beat me up and kicked jimmy in the penis! penis turn purpel again and hirting liek a mutherfucker.

ladeez no liking jimmy, coz jimmy liking to sexy up theirs dogs and birdz and fishes and kats and other furree pets JIMMY ONCED EEVEN PUT A KAT IN PUREE MACHINE AND HIT BUTTON TO MAKE KAT PUREE. sexy lady not happee with that shit, me tells you!!!!! so jimmy going to jales where big man be having the gays with others big mans insiding each otherz bum-bum holes! jimmy say "owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! bum bum hole be red and big and hurting nows!!!!!!!!!!" hfjksadhfksdahfkjshdfkjhdasvb

so jimmys be saying the goodbuys bekauze juliu7s be standing heer he smelling like 'medeciny' and saying bad werds like shit-cotton and fuck-mulch me isn't knowing why. he alcso sayying werld againsed him now he have gun and go outisde to littel kiddy park he sayiong "kidz is fuck-mulch now, twat-shitter" he hate filld when filled with brown water he say me nevver to be drinking it make him fall down and say bad thingz about peepel and saying he needz sum lesbianitee or some shit, me no kno. bye-bi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME JIMMEE!