random items

I think it's funny that this page was concieved as a wasteland for whatever didn't fit anywhere else on the site, but it may actually turn out to be quite the integral page. This is where random tidbits will go, maybe a joke I heard, maybe a cool quote I came across in my daily rummagings. At the very least, it will be a gathering place for strange little lines of text that really have no place anywhere else.

You guys can feel free to contribute to this page, just e-mail me and I'll see if it's worthy.

"It's better to burn out than to fade away"
-- Neil Young, also found in Kurt Cobain's suicide note

"I do not live in order to exist, I exist in order to live."
-- Julius Parente

"Women: you can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash."
-- Emo Phillips

"If it's not worth repeating it's not worth saying."
-- Andrew Antinello

"If curiosity killed the cat, and masturbation kills kittens, then masturbation as a result of curiosity just wiped clean a whole generation of felines."
-- Julius Parente