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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19, 2002
UPDATED BY: TITO JUAN PEREZ!!!!!

MEXICO HISTORY COCK!

A note from Julius: Well, since I do almost everything against my better judgement, I figured "why stop now?" and decided, in an inebriated state, to let my old friend and adversary, Tito Juan Perez, to update the site today, because I figured since no one reads this shit anyway, why not soil it further with his words?

The History Channel Presents: Mexican Heritage Minute with Tito Juan Perez

"WOOO!!! MEXICO!!! even the fuCKJING BurDS EAT THE WORM!!"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I sexy lover-boy! yOU think YHOU seXY loveboy??? No! You just insertion point for Tito cock!

Hello? History Channel? Can I have money nOw?

You said you give Tito money if Tito give world education in Mexican culture! No? This not good enough? Fine! COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK! Somebody get Tiquilla into that bitch so Tito can take her home and show what Mexican sex is really like? what? SHE not she????? she HE? WhAT so? Get crazy maN bitCH in TIto bed and tito give him education in MEXICAN CULTURE!!!!!

little known faCT! aztek fuck toys were made of STONE! Now THATS HARD COCK!

Tito give you, lousy foren bastardo education in MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE WILL DOMINATE THE NXT WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

ORAL! ORAL! ORAL! ORAL!

Now, hjistory of MEXCIO!@ As we all JKnow HERNAN CORTEZ cum to NEW FUCKING WORLKD in BIG FUCKING SHIPS!!!!! basICALLY they land in MEXIco, FUCK THE azTEKWOEMEN, and a few HUNDRED YHEARS latER you get US MEXICANS!

looK at this sexy FUCKING MAN!!! ferDenand Megellan can SUCK MY MEXICAN NUTZZZ!

that FUCKin cortez rocked! christofer cuLumbus was PUSSY!!!!!

can I EGt money now? NO????? ok. I'm about half done? AKRIGHT!

I EATH THE WORM!
I EAT THE WORM!@!!
I EATED THE WORM!!
WOOOOO!!!!
SEXY SEX SEX!!!
MEXICO ROCK!
COKC!
COCK!
COCK!
COCK!
COCK!!!!!

this is an EaRLy mexican calandeR/extreme frizbee!!!

- This Mexican Heritage Munite brought to you by the History Channel. Views expressed buy Tito Juan Perez do not necessarly reflect thouse of the History Channel. Cock. Woo.