ARTICLE ARCHIVES

This is where you can find archived updates. I don't know why you'd want to read this old crap over and over, but here it is anyway.

Sunday, June 9, 2002 : Ho Canada! (Julius)

Tuesday, June 11, 2002 : Natural Selection at its Finest (Julius)

Wednesday, June 12, 2002 : And Thus, The Laziness Begins (Julius)

Thursday, June 13, 2002 : Hot Damn! I Gots Me a Penis!: The Mantastic Allure of Being a Man (Kramer)

Friday, June 14, 2002 : I Know Not of What I Speak (Julius)

Saturday, June 15, 2002 : Useful Things Have Many Uses (Julius)

Tuesday, June 18, 2002 : Less Yakkin', More Strippin' (Julius)

Wednesday, June 19, 2002 : MEXICO HISTORY COCK! (Tito Juan Perez)

Thursday, June 20, 2002 : JIMMY MACKIN' WITH THA LADEES!!! (Jimmy the Retard)

Friday, June 21, 2002 : A Call to Spoons! (Kramer)

Saturday, June 22, 2002 : The World Cup : Less Everything, More Everything Else! (Julius)

Monday, June 24, 2002 : Wolfgang-Bang (Derek)

Wednesday, June 26, 2002 : Spam, No Longer Just a "Weird Al" Yankovic Song (Becker)

Thursday, June 27, 2002 : Computers : God's Way of Screwing us for our Technological Knowledge (Julius)

Friday, June 28, 2002 : An Ode to Old People (Julius)

Sunday, June 30, 2002 : You Won't See Any of These Guys in Marvel Comics! (Julius)

Wednesday, July 3, 2002 : The Unicorn : Nature's Throbbing Dildo (Hugo T. Knickerbocker)

Thursday, July 4, 2002 : A Historical Moment [Sour Candy] (Dr. Cornelius T. Schoville)